Movie review: Donkey Punch

Written by rob on August 2nd, 2009

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I had a hard time following this movie. First, because the sound mix was terrible. The dialogue was mixed way too low, and everyone was talking in British accents, which is essentially gibberish. Also, two of the guys in this looked very similar and they were so bland I couldn’t even retain their names.

Also, I have an alternate title for this movie: Terrible Things Keep Happening. After a while it becomes a little much. If there’s nothing redeeming about the characters, I have a hard time caring about them dying.

That aside, some dude gets killed with a speedboat motor. Amazing. Sorry, but I just ruined the best part. Doesn’t matter. You’re not missing anything.

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